Eleven years after the wedding...
Four pregnancies, gaining fifty to sixty pounds each time.
Enough stretchmarks caused by the pregnancies to wrap around the moon twice.
Still have an extra twenty to thirty pounds to lose.
Wrinkles are forming and hair is turning from blonde to who-knows-what.Bum is sagging.
Upper arms flap when I wave "Hello!"
And my husband still looks at me like this:
That man is so good for my self-esteem!! Haha! ;)
Four children to wear me down each day and cause major bags under my eyes.