Friendship

One of my dear friends sent me the following. It was titled "Perfect Friendship Poem". I don't know if I would classify it as a poem, but it is definitely a good description of friendship. It made me laugh and reminded me of a few great friends I have had through the years.
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1. When you are sad, I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.
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2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
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3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
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4. When you're scared, we will high tail it out of there.
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5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!
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6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
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7. When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have...
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8. When you fall, I will pick you up and dust you off...after I stop laughing.